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Scenes of a Graphic Nature is out in ebook and audio!
Listen now (17 min) | Here’s a solid 17 minutes of me talking about it, which you can also listen to on your regular podcatcher of choice. Get the ebook…
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A list of my favourite Simpsons characters wearing different outfits, part 2
Previously “Who is your favourite Simpsons character?” is a stupid question for idiots and children. Springfield is an orchestra and no one instrument…
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Some reading recommendations
There’s no new episode this week, but here’s a mini-episode about some of the fiction I’m taking back down off the shelves recently in light of the…
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May 2020
A list of my favourite Simpsons characters wearing different outfits, part 1
When my first book was published, I bought myself a gift. This is pretty common among authors. Some writers buy jewellery, some buy an extravagant piece…
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Stupid babies need the most attention
I’m on a social media hiatus. No big dramatic reason, I just came to the realisation that I am addicted to having a numerical score awarded to m…
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The Pied Piper is a victim of the gig economy
Dear Mayor of Hamlin Hope you’re well. Please find attached my invoice for the recent extermination of 251,025 rats from your town. Those last 25 were…
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April 2020
The "Me At 20" Meme Is Far Less Disorientating Than "Me at 22"
There isn’t a huge amount of difference between what I look like now and what I looked like at 20. Firstly because the difference between 20 and 30…
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Maybe You Actually Do Want To Start That Novel
Or: There's a difference between productivity porn and simply wanting to take your mind off things
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Your Post-Corona Film Guide
We’re all watching far more TV than we would necessarily like to, and I can’t be the only person to have noticed that, well…. well, it’s different now…
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March 2020
Things Not To Say On Your New Podcast
A quarter of the world’s population is on lockdown (a word we’re just… saying now?) and about a quarter of these people are going to start a podcast…
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A Lexicon of Dogs and Their Owners in Pop Culture
Today I decided to finally wise up and start reading about the Coronavirus, and – you’re never going to believe this, guys – five minutes later, I…
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Exquisite Renditions of Drowning
First published in The Irish Examiner for International Women’s Day In 1852, a young woman named Lizzie Siddal lay in a bathtub of ice water while John…
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