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devalog's avatar

I am a Bad Texter. One aspect of this for me is that occasionally I just read texts too quickly and I don't want to set the dangerous precedent of replying right away. So I read it, compose the perfect reply in my head, tell myself I'll respond 10 minutes later, promptly forget, and respond three days later or never.

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Sentimental Garbage's avatar

I’m so with you on the dangerous precedent

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Erica Perry's avatar

I feel like this is THE article for the “bad texter” who has guilt AND the “good texter” who has resentment.

I can feel the sprinkles of awareness zooming through my mind for all the places technology has meant to offer us freedom but WE don’t change and lean into the freedom - we just set the producing levels for that thing higher. GREAT take

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Katie's avatar

As a chronic people pleaser I can only aspire to this level of nonchalance. Do all Bad Texters have their one contact they respond to like a normie? I’m my sister’s, which is maybe my proudest achievement. Anyway, Caroline it would be an honour to be ignored by you, you’re the best x

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Isobel Sidnie's avatar

This has taught me empathy for my bad texter friends ✌🏻

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Emma Gannon's avatar

I no longer text you out of love and respect ❤️😂 great read. sending love pal xxx

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Sentimental Garbage's avatar

Omg and for that reason I will love and protect you always

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Lauren Bravo's avatar

I see you, I love you, I am thrilled to have a reply maybe once a quarter xxx

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Judy's avatar

This is really interesting, I’m a great texter (weird brag, especially on this article) but I’m also very into low maintenance friends. I’ll be the one to check in with friends but don’t expect them to reply straight away, I like that they know I’m thinking of them. I’m not here for high maintenance people. It’s hard enough maintaining myself.

Great piece x

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Sentimental Garbage's avatar

A beautiful energy and we bad texters salute and embrace you xxxx

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Annabelle's avatar

110% all of this!!! Nothing drives me more insane as a non-texter than sitting across from a friend, trying to engage in a meaningful conversation, and having them continually check their phone and respond to other messages. How is this considered better communication??!! And I second another commenter - please just ring me! I refuse to be trapped in sending paragraphs back and forward until my thumb hurts and we’re both figuring out the best time to heart react to a message and leave it at that. Call me and I will listen to you for hours! We should ban texts that are anything more than arranging a time to meet up or an addition to the grocery shop.

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Mia Loiselle's avatar

Ahhhh bless you for putting this horrid dichotomy into words. I’ve mainly stopped posting on social media, but when I used to post on instagram in fits of social mania, after a post generated enough of what I was presumably looking for — social validation from friends and acquaintances — it started feeling like work. Answering comments, responding to “let’s catch up soon” DMs…. And then you finish answering and feel that emptiness brewing and post again. Rinse and repeat.

And texting kind of feels the same! Same with planning calls or FaceTimes. Just call me! We don’t have to text about it!

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Vicky's avatar

Thank you!!! I am that person and I think it’s right! I feel like a normal level of accessibility for 2007 is now perceived as being a hermit, like my silence is now meaningful when it used to just mean I was at home! Help!

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Alison McKay's avatar

This has so many good, strong points. I’m probably a generation above you and it crystallises so many of the anxieties I have about tech-dependent friendships. I prefer when they are just a tool to see people face to face.

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Hilary Grant's avatar

Sometimes what’s worse is the “Good Texter” and their quick, perfunctory replies that make you feel more like you’re receiving an RSVP to a council meeting than a birthday party.

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The Fear's avatar

I’m a Bad Texter and the RELIEF this article brought is next level. I often don’t reply to texts (even when I mean and intend to) because I feel it warrants a better emotional and more thoughtful response than I have the capacity/brain space for in that moment, so add it to the later-base to never be considered again…

You also put the posting on social media / not replying to texts dichotomy PERFECTLY. I too am screaming into the void that I exist… but please don’t talk to me. Thank you!!!!

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The Fear's avatar

Also there is something so terrifyingly unnerving about people acknowledging what you post on social media in real life. I feel like don’t talk to me about her, I don’t know her… a girl from work recently started following me and then will message me in work about something I posted and I find it deeply disconcerting

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Lizzie ✨'s avatar

I used to be the best texter, so prompt, never left anyone on read, all over it, golden girl. Then LIFE HAPPENED and now I spent all day at work being bombarded by emails, teams messages, calls and workplace chat pings that by the time work is over I have zero energy or headspace to do it all over with my friends, which makes me sad.

I also don’t want to be a slave to my phone, I quite like bumbling around London uncontactable breathing in the smog.

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Clara Shurta's avatar

Omg THANK YOU Caroline for writing this! 😍

As a (very) Bad Texter, I spend half of my life in apologising with friends for my slow replies and the other half feeling guilty about it - which is totally sick. I even brought this up in a session with my psychologist 🙈 The question could be, why you just don’t reply girl?? I don’t know, I don’t want to focus on yet another thing. I just want my brain to unwind and yes this could also mean posting a insta story (totally different than texting). Some of my friends gets hurt for this but, to my excuse, when I do reply, I write thoughtful and heartfelt replies and I’m also 100% there when I hang.

At the end of the day, my long lasting-forever friends know my Bad Texte nature, accept it, and we love each other immensely - still, I find communication standard exhausting, let’s start talking about it more please!!

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C. A. McLaren's avatar

Texting is like Tinder chat: useful only to organize a more intimate encounter.

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